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  • Small Tuber Sale! 🌿🥔

    Small Tuber Sale! 🌿🥔

    9 AM PST TODAY It’s not a lot, but they are meat and potatoes varieties. Also note, some of them aren’t your perfect tuber that you want to take home...

    Small Tuber Sale! 🌿🥔

    9 AM PST TODAY It’s not a lot, but they are meat and potatoes varieties. Also note, some of them aren’t your perfect tuber that you want to take home...

  • Introduction - Secret Squirrel

    Introduction - Secret Squirrel

    🌿🔧 Meet the Secret Squirrel of Tech Support! 🔧🌿 Ever wonder who’s behind the seamless tech support and custom programming at Midnight Flora? That’s me, your dedicated tech expert, working...

    Introduction - Secret Squirrel

    🌿🔧 Meet the Secret Squirrel of Tech Support! 🔧🌿 Ever wonder who’s behind the seamless tech support and custom programming at Midnight Flora? That’s me, your dedicated tech expert, working...

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What Our Somewhat Real Customers Are Saying

They are lies! 🥸

"“This dahlia was the best thing I have ever done in my incredibly small pixelated life.”"

- Papa Smurf, In a Mushroom 🍄

"I bought this dahlia for One. Million. Dollars. Best purchase ever. Groovy dude."

- Austin Powers, His Source of Power, his Mojo 🪩

"This review is obviously fake. So fake. But Midnight Flora is out of this world.”"

- Marvin the Martian, Mars 🛸