Midnight Flora

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Buy dahlias with us because the only thing we take seriously IS dahlias. Complimentary counseling available for your spouse. And UPS driver..

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About US

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What Our Somewhat Real Customers Are Saying

They are lies! 🥸

"“This dahlia was the best thing I have ever done in my incredibly small pixelated life.”"

- Papa Smurf, In a Mushroom 🍄

"I bought this dahlia for One. Million. Dollars. Best purchase ever. Groovy dude."

- Austin Powers, His Source of Power, his Mojo 🪩

"This review is obviously fake. So fake. But Midnight Flora is out of this world.”"

- Marvin the Martian, Mars 🛸